On top of whatever it is that he has, the dude pierced it a few years back to further aggravate the situation. Lenny Kravitz: With such a name as "Lenny Kravitz", the Good Lord saw fit to endow the rocker with a consolation prize for all the jokes and harassment. No wonder Gwen has written so many songs about their relationship and break-up. Tony Kanal (No Doubt): Rumors of the No Doubt bassist's pants-filler has run rampant since the mid-'90s when the band began its storied climb to pop stardom. Proof of his tattooed man-thing is all over the net, if you are interested. Tera Seinfeld doesn't exactly get the blood flowing to the ol' wedding tackle, ya know. Awesomely, Patrick doesn't care about him performing with other girls, as long he doesn't make her take his name. There are also a few pictures sitting around the internet for you to gander at.Įvan Seinfeld (Biohazard): The frontman of metal-core's Biohazard married porn star Tera Patrick in 2004 and soon found himself literally thrust into the porn world, co-starring with the missus and some other porno broads in a number of adult films. Even as he pushes towards legal retirement age, he's still lettin' it loose. Iggy Pop: Rocks Off has actually been in the crowd at a Stooges show and seen Mr. Honestly we expected a few Hinder or Nickelback mentions out there, but none where anywhere to be found. Either Conor Oberst or Lady GaGa keep it in their pants or no one wants to divulge any real details when it comes to their "genitals". Strangely, we couldn't find any straight dope on any indie-rock, dance-rock, or even alt-rock peen. And a big shout-out has to go to The Gauntlet, another metal Web site, for scarring our dreams for the rest of our natural lives. Metal Sludge had a pretty extensive list that we also scoped out. The Cynthia Plaster Caster website run by the notorious mold-maker didn't offer much in the way of dimension and, frankly, embarrassed us a little with all its semen imagery. We only found a, uh "handful" of sites that purported to list true lengths and girths. Sadly we had to make a few sickly and embarrassing Google searches that will probably get us put on a watch list, if we aren't already on one now. So to even use terms like wang, penis and, daresay, dick in print is a little liberating. What's even funnier is that when we have to refer to our own "thing" we normally just point down and cough. Which got us to thinking, what about other rock star penii? We have hated the p-word, so more than likely we'll use "wang" from here on out. You know that certain part of the male anatomy all those soft-core porn stars are always talking about on those late night infomercials for boner pills? That one. So the other day, Rocks Off wrote briefly about Huey Lewis in regards to the Back To The Future soundtrack, not even thinking to chime in just a little bit about his reportedly huge male member.
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